April 19, 2009

Why is your butt getting bigger?


I have a constant witness for this pregnancy whose observations are not always easy to swallow, but none the less true. My butt is getting bigger, at a rate completely incomprehensible to me. "The baby is in your belly, right?" Right. "Then why is your butt getting bigger?" Luckily Uta is a creature of reason, and is quick to draw his own conclusions for these truly perplexing questions. "I know," he said. "If only your belly got big you would fall over. A big butt will keep you balanced." Well, I suppose that's one way of looking at it. Thanks Uta.

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