December 21, 2009

Big News

Uta has announced (in all seriousness) that he will be taking an extended break from being a secret agent so that he can better focus his attentions on being a cook. This news is widespread. Several faculty members at Uta's school have come to me to express their udder surprise and dismay. Uta has been a secret agent at school since his early days in pre-k, and apparently its been no secret to anyone. But his watchful eye in the hall will be sorely missed. Uta feels bad about it but he must follow his heart, and his heart is telling him to cook. His specialty at the moment is sauteed carrots. His new secret weapon? Butter.

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